back not happy.

I want a new leaked PSP. #Sexy #PSP #gamepad http://tr.im/mZRM.

I want a new leaked PSP. #Sexy #PSP #gamepad http://tr.im/mZRM

"Each year Americans throw away 500,000 tons of Aluminum, enough to make the US commercial air fleet 3x over." - #Wa$td

Well, actually. It's only the searching last ~800 tweets via search.twitter.com The public stream is just out there to cache by whoever can.

Well, actually. It's only the searching last ~800 tweets via search.twitter.com The public stream is just out there to cache by whoever can.

Find the once public deleted tweets of users. #deleted #purge #information #privacy http://tweleted.com

Twitter has a "like" it's called favorites. They need to better integrate friends' favorites in API+web UI. http://ping.fm/EljHN.

Twitter has a "like" it's called favorites. They need to better integrate friends' favorites in API+web UI. http://ping.fm/EljHN

I'm about to I think watch "Jetsons: The Movie" rec'd on EncoreWAM? when all of a sudden, I'm greeted by DAVID HASSELLHOFF http://tr.im/mZCw.

I'm about to I think watch "Jetsons: The Movie" rec'd on EncoreWAM? when all of a sudden, I'm greeted by DAVID HASSELLHOFF http://tr.im/mZCw

Yeesh that bitch with her off leash dogs was out again, with her dogs off leash. I saw which apt she is in and complained to Prado leasing.

Yeesh that bitch with her off leash dogs was out again, with her dogs off leash. I saw which apt she is in and complained to Prado leasing.

Duh!!! :) RT @davewiner More and more I think living with Twitter's limit only benefit the few who are Twitter shareholders.

Duh!!! :) RT @davewiner More and more I think living with Twitter's limit only benefit the few who are Twitter shareholders.

#indigestion.

#indigestion

"I've never made love in Techni-color before" - Popeye (the sailor man) #overheard in #cartoons.

"I've never made love in Techni-color before" - Popeye (the sailor man) #overheard in #cartoons

Attention American Drivers: First Amendment Rights do not apply to your vehicle as extension of yourself.

unfortunately, @docwho76 HOA can deny access to the communal grounds. Especially if its a car in public, If he wore a shirt, he'd be right.

eh @docwho76 well, some have shit phone. im too cheap for a data plan I'd barely use, they've suckered me into the 200msg for 5bucks/30days.

eh @docwho76 well, some have shit phone. im too cheap for a data plan I'd barely use, they've suckered me into the 200msg for 5bucks/30days.

Had long fun day with old good friends who are visiting from AZ. They had their 1yr and 5yr old bday party at the park. There was a Pinata!

RT Quotable: "I love animals. Medium rare." http://bit.ly/nb1yV (NYT Vows section).

RT Quotable: "I love animals. Medium rare." http://bit.ly/nb1yV (NYT Vows section).

I can't wait to watch Star Trek: TNG episodes in HD. They shot that show on film and have sweet effects.

I can't wait to watch Star Trek: TNG episodes in HD. They shot that show on film and have sweet effects.

Hate people.

Hate people.

I'm pulling Negative back with his leesh and this bitch is walking at snail speed to catch her dog Bella who was smart enough to not bark.

Walked Negative, and this stupid bitch with blonde hair is walking her two dogs off leash who walk up to my door with Negative."So sorry"WTF

First Dial 611, then Read this script, http://tr.im/mSn3 Then Say ""Make this change" then hangup. you've changed the #AT&T #prepaid #lame

Say Phone, "YES", Say Pin "YES", (balance), "Rate Plan", ignore, "Other", "$1 mobile to mobile", or "$3/day" then say "Switch to this Plan."

Say Phone, "YES", Say Pin "YES", (balance), "Rate Plan", ignore, "Other", "$1 mobile to mobile", or "$3/day" then say "Switch to this Plan."

It's such a fucking #PITA to change my AT&T prepaid from the $3/day/unlimitedVoice to the $1/day. 12 IVR menus deep. horrible

I wish IRC were as popular 15 years ago as Twitter is today. We'd be so much better off. /ignore /mode /kick /oper FTW #cmdline.

I wish IRC were as popular 15 years ago as Twitter is today. We'd be so much better off. /ignore /mode /kick /oper FTW #cmdline

Hey @Imaje. "Do it. Do it. Just. (r) #SoyMaster."

Hey @Imaje. "Do it. Do it. Just. (r) #SoyMaster"

RT @mkapor RT @fuzheado Wikipedia bans editing from Church of Scientology IP addresses http://bit.ly/VrHVr.

RT @mkapor RT @fuzheado Wikipedia bans editing from Church of Scientology IP addresses http://bit.ly/VrHVr.

well, @imaje less spammy means less #SoyMaster points. how will you achieve world domination then?

well, @imaje less spammy means less #SoyMaster points. how will you achieve world domination then?

So it was crappy and overcast all day long so it could drizzle all evening?

Lulz, #SoyMaster RT @LeoLaporte What's all this talk about soy master? Eh?

The #iPhone needs an Ethernet jack so that AT&T can restrict your App store uses to tethered. Perfect for watching @Slingbox on the no go.

sorry kids #JustSayNo to #spymaster.

sorry kids #JustSayNo to #spymaster

soooo bored.

#HATE #leafblowers.

#HATE #leafblowers

i am not a salesman. my domain pricing scheme iz teh sucks.

i am not a salesman. my domain pricing scheme iz teh sucks.

At least it's a software fix... RT @LivioRadio Did anyone see the news about the Jitterbug Recall... that's nuts.. http://bit.ly/DNqd7.

At least it's a software fix... RT @LivioRadio Did anyone see the news about the Jitterbug Recall... that's nuts.. http://bit.ly/DNqd7

RT @moomoney Welp. Machinima.com just let me go. Anyone hiring or need machinima done? I am a rockstar. http://sasharudie.com/resume/.

RT @moomoney Welp. Machinima.com just let me go. Anyone hiring or need machinima done? I am a rockstar. http://sasharudie.com/resume/

bah it's all overcast today.

bah it's all overcast today

Crap it's annoying. Power back again. Alarms sound briefly again. Everything in apt resets again. Ugh. Want to be zzzzz not awake atm.

Crap it's annoying. Power back again. Alarms sound briefly again. Everything in apt resets again. Ugh. Want to be zzzzz not awake atm.

And the power just went out again waking me up when all the smoke detectors in complex briefly alerted.

And the power just went out again waking me up when all the smoke detectors in complex briefly alerted.

Woot power is back. zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Woot power is back. zzzzzzzzzzzz

Fark its not charging. It was when I booted up though. Then its ACPI brain turned on with MacOSX loaded. I wish I had a minty boost *sigh*.

Fark its not charging. It was when I booted up though. Then its ACPI brain turned on with MacOSX loaded. I wish I had a minty boost *sigh*

I am charging my phone with the macbook via usb <3

Its so quiet around with #pOWERoutage I just heard my upstairs neighbor's on phone vibrate. A few times. #boredom.

Its so quiet around with #pOWERoutage I just heard my upstairs neighbor's on phone vibrate. A few times. #boredom

On way home realized should have also bought 4 cheap AA batt. Also power is on everywhere except #Prado apartments. Saw power Crews working.

On way home realized should have also bought 4 cheap AA batt. Also power is on everywhere except #Prado apartments. Saw power Crews working.

Need dental floss :/.

Need dental floss :/

With no power to cook din. Im at del taco for thursday chicken taco deal. Then off to dollar tree in hope of unscented candles.

Now since it's #poweroutage I am going to be in dark soon without candles. Super boredom. Save me!!!

Now since it's #poweroutage I am going to be in dark soon without candles. Super boredom. Save me!!!

Just got home. Bah the power is out. Was fine at target.

Just got home. Bah the power is out. Was fine at target.

lagging on going to Target to do some shopping and walking.

lagging on going to Target to do some shopping and walking.

think Skynet. OOH :o.

think Skynet. OOH :o

well, @Wolfram_Alpha If both sets of computers merge, your two super computers and @Google's clusters, the whole shebang would become alive.

/me bestows #PunMasterOfTheDayCrown to @erikwargo.

/me bestows #PunMasterOfTheDayCrown to @erikwargo

one being the pun...

The Hayflick limit is 50. Your cells will only divide 50 times before dying. #cell #division.

The Hayflick limit is 50. Your cells will only divide 50 times before dying. #cell #division

oh man, this is some good high pulp orange juice. tasty. #nom

Just threw @droboshare under the bus. RT @drobo How share TB of Drobo data on the Internet? Simple, use #Pogoplug! http://yfrog.com/148r4j

bored pimping out vps. tweaking daemons' nice #'s, memory usage, and setup apache with varnish http accel happy with results. write up later.

bored pimping out vps. tweaking daemons' nice #'s, memory usage, and setup apache with varnish http accel happy with results. write up later

*want massage*.

*want massage*

It's pretty pointless trying to do the manual convergence on my rear projection TV if the two replaced CRT's aren't even aligned with green.

It's pretty pointless trying to do the manual convergence on my rear projection TV if the two replaced CRT's aren't even aligned with green.

Daymn *drool* maybe I should move back that way. RT Asian Hooters! http://tr.im/mBGq "The new sexy Vietnamese Cafes" (via @docwho76).

Daymn *drool* maybe I should move back that way. RT Asian Hooters! http://tr.im/mBGq "The new sexy Vietnamese Cafes" (via @docwho76)

Cigarettes should be taxed like recyclables. Return the butts somewhere and get money back. #littering #idiots #trash #green #smoking #waste.

Cigarettes should be taxed like recyclables. Return the butts somewhere and get money back. #littering #idiots #trash #green #smoking #waste

Just learned from @ Bill Nye pH# = Positive Hydrogen Number. OK, maybe I already knew that, but "Stuff Happens"

Just learned from @ Bill Nye pH# = Positive Hydrogen Number. OK, maybe I already knew that, but "Stuff Happens."

Just learned from @ Bill Nye pH# = Positive Hydrogen Number. OK, maybe I already knew that, but "Stuff Happens"

uhm @imaje that 70's show. I don't see why any of this matters. he's got 2mil, a few must be stalkers.

uhm @imaje that 70's show. I don't see why any of this matters. he's got 2mil, a few must be stalkers.

He worried for the publicity!!! Hello. RT @davewiner Hard to believe @aplusk is just now starting to worry about stalkers. http://tr.im/mxOi.

He worried for the publicity!!! Hello. RT @davewiner Hard to believe @aplusk is just now starting to worry about stalkers. http://tr.im/mxOi

ooh, shiny, I want a Popcorn Hour "Networked Media Tank" now. #inexpensive #appletv #alternative http://tr.im/mABZ

ooh, shiny, I want a Popcorn Hour "Networked Media Tank" now. #inexpensive #appletv #alternative http://tr.im/mABZ.

ooh, shiny, I want a Popcorn Hour "Networked Media Tank" now. #inexpensive #appletv #alternative http://tr.im/mABZ

Look everyone, it's @conan_o_brien showing up to the party. Check him out with his 12 updates, and 120 followers. Plz Don't be a @Aplusk :-).

Look everyone, it's @conan_o_brien showing up to the party. Check him out with his 12 updates, and 120 followers. Plz Don't be a @Aplusk :-)

mmm, those do look good @imaje. I've seen a few commercials and they're working. :x.

mmm, those do look good @imaje. I've seen a few commercials and they're working. :x

went #grocery #shopping. #strawberries on sale, bought 2, came home washed 1, ate 1/2. mmm #nom got some other stuff "on sale" too. #bleh.

went #grocery #shopping. #strawberries on sale, bought 2, came home washed 1, ate 1/2. mmm #nom got some other stuff "on sale" too. #bleh.

A Picture is worth a Thousand Words. My Personal Arguments against #Prop8 http://tr.im/mvae #NoOffense :).

A Picture is worth a Thousand Words. My Personal Arguments against #Prop8 http://tr.im/mvae #NoOffense :)

I hate my Television again. The convergence is all trashed and I'm tired of the lower third being cattywampus.

I hate my Television again. The convergence is all trashed and I'm tired of the lower third being cattywampus.

The beat boxing chick on @ellen doesnt have the microphone Eq'd right though.

The beat boxing chick on @ellen doesnt have the microphone Eq'd right though.

oh wow, just flipping channels, and it's the beat box chick wild card winner on @Ellen.

yo, @ErikWargo what was the issue? :) too much pr0n?

RT @docwho76 Vegas.com has a special promo running: http://ping.fm/BdZU1 (via @attritionorg) (via @Viss) Wow, talk about ballsy.

RT @docwho76 Vegas.com has a special promo running: http://ping.fm/BdZU1 (via @attritionorg) (via @Viss) Wow, talk about ballsy.

Move back to native SIP across the board seemed to help that last call.

Move back to native SIP across the board seemed to help that last call.

Ugh, Maybe I should switch back to SIP from IAX2 on my Asterisk box leg connecting to my VOIP provider as well.

Got movers confirmed for the June 24th in the morning.

Nope, I blame, COX even with my torrents shutdown I can't get a clear call out.

Nope, I blame, COX even with my torrents shutdown I can't get a clear call out.

when making VOIP calls, be sure to stop or choke your bittorrents which are set to unlimited upload.

Once Spam reaches 99% it will be useful. #sarcasm RT @atul Spam Now Over 90% of All Email http://ff.im/-3h2U6.

Once Spam reaches 99% it will be useful. #sarcasm RT @atul Spam Now Over 90% of All Email http://ff.im/-3h2U6

*sigh*.

*sigh*

Watching Louis C.K. recorded on comedy central before 1am is horrible. Way too many bleeps. *ringing in ears*.

Watching Louis C.K. recorded on comedy central before 1am is horrible. Way too many bleeps. *ringing in ears*

"Sue-per-man" sues book over most-litigious crown http://tr.im/mmuh.

"Sue-per-man" sues book over most-litigious crown http://tr.im/mmuh

IRC #FLOOD RT @sullrich Email and twitter is being closed today. If I had a brain I would close my IRC session, too.

IRC #FLOOD RT @sullrich Email and twitter is being closed today. If I had a brain I would close my IRC session, too.

"I'm a lil sweaty. Really I'm still good. I ate too much and masturbated too recently." - Louis C.K.

oh gawd, this #TwitterTV Network is serious BS looks like someone just decided to add "Twitter" to their lame ustream shit http://tr.im/mm7q.

oh gawd, this #TwitterTV Network is serious BS looks like someone just decided to add "Twitter" to their lame ustream shit http://tr.im/mm7q

blah

back is crunchy. :.

back is crunchy. :

A good reason (for me) to buy a Wii #backup #games #external #harddrive #usb20 http://tr.im/mj2L.

A good reason (for me) to buy a Wii #backup #games #external #harddrive #usb20 http://tr.im/mj2L

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Read this toilet paper horror story to literally scare the shit out of you. http://tr.im/miDl #wipe #toilet #paper

Read this toilet paper horror story to literally scare the shit out of you. http://tr.im/miDl #wipe #toilet #paper.

"Hey that there's my ice cream!", Kansas man accused of beating bird brain in Laguna Beach, CA http://tr.im/miCv

OK, @ErikWargo now you may have desert since you've finished all of your meal.

OK, @ErikWargo now you may have desert since you've finished all of your meal.

What's cool about @blipfm adding @youtube? You get to waste like 10x more bandwidth, and youtube pays the license fee! ;p.

What's cool about @blipfm adding @youtube? You get to waste like 10x more bandwidth, and youtube pays the license fee! ;p

big pit in stomach just opened up, hungry. now in search of #nom.

Stress can cripple a young intelligent brain.

Stress can cripple a young intelligent brain.

Wow who would have guessed that "Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie" looks sweet in HD? Thanks @TiVo and HBO.

Wow who would have guessed that "Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie" looks sweet in HD? Thanks @TiVo and HBO.

lol, "...and GTFO, stop losing us money!" RT SEC STALKER: Yahoo CFO Paid $1.8 Million To Leave http://riz.gd/tg6ey9.

lol, "...and GTFO, stop losing us money!" RT SEC STALKER: Yahoo CFO Paid $1.8 Million To Leave http://riz.gd/tg6ey9

Randy's Donuts tk.2 http://tr.im/Randys (Ok, 1st one @FriendFeed decided to share the blurriest image.)

Randy's Donuts tk.2 http://tr.im/Randys (Ok, 1st one @FriendFeed decided to share the blurriest image.)

*sigh* @om what to do to make it obvious to more people? I'm tired of the #BroadBandGreed!

*sigh* @om what to do to make it obvious to more people? I'm tired of the #BroadBandGreed!

yo, @erikwargo the bot with the times is @bartsf #BART #Times #commute.

yo, @erikwargo the bot with the times is @bartsf #BART #Times #commute

ugh, I hate leaf blowers. fucking polluting pieces of shit. they need to be banned. bah can't breathe now for like 10 min, thx gardener jerk.

ugh, I hate leaf blowers. fucking polluting pieces of shit. they need to be banned. bah can't breathe now for like 10 min, thx gardener jerk

oh great @twitter is broken, and sending DM's via SMS to my mobile phone now. a feature I turned off about 12 months ago or more.

oh great @twitter is broken, and sending DM's via SMS to my mobile phone now. a feature I turned off about 12 months ago or more.

Between 'Passion Pit' and 'Make the Girl Dance', I'm happy musically for the moment. <3 catchy techno sounds and samples.

Between 'Passion Pit' and 'Make the Girl Dance', I'm happy musically for the moment. <3 catchy techno sounds and samples.

Filed under #Smoked: #Cigarette Makers Lose Appeal in Landmark Case http://tr.im/m8pL.

Filed under #Smoked: #Cigarette Makers Lose Appeal in Landmark Case http://tr.im/m8pL

*yawnz0r0s*.

*yawnz0r0s*

#BabyBabyBaby http://ping.fm/DVyLz #NSFW :) HD Music Video.

#BabyBabyBaby http://ping.fm/DVyLz #NSFW :) HD Music Video.

Save money when using the #AWS Import/Export service, use eSATA capable devices, and as few as possible devices. http://tr.im/m5yy #data.

Save money when using the #AWS Import/Export service, use eSATA capable devices, and as few as possible devices. http://tr.im/m5yy #data

Check me out! Someone decided to use an image of me on a Mahalo page due to my CC-by license. :) #BackgroundCheck http://tr.im/m4TL.

Check me out! Someone decided to use an image of me on a Mahalo page due to my CC-by license. :) #BackgroundCheck http://tr.im/m4TL

Oh man, I destroyed that bowl of bun thom thit nuong. Power nap? Home depot first. Shit forgot better camera. :(.

Oh man, I destroyed that bowl of bun thom thit nuong. Power nap? Home depot first. Shit forgot better camera. :(

thinking I will have vietnamese for dinner tonight. #nom.

thinking I will have vietnamese for dinner tonight. #nom

watching people kill crash test dummies on educational television network.

watching people kill crash test dummies on educational television network.

WTF? there is a Terminator Roller coaster at Six Flags too now.

WTF? there is a Terminator Roller coaster at Six Flags too now.

ugggh.

ugggh

best minute thirty-three seconds spent all day. RT @routerguy whack-a-kitty? http://bit.ly/JF2cw.

OH NOE! rly? RT @om @arrington: put it this way: New Terminator movie is so bad you keep hoping the machines will win so the movie will end.

OH NOE! rly? RT @om @arrington: put it this way: New Terminator movie is so bad you keep hoping the machines will win so the movie will end.

yo, @Mightygnu for stock tickers, add the $ to it, $MTCI

Got the bluetooth GPS to work with my HTC Wizard +Google Maps after trying to get the serial port added. Software for MACOSX is way too old.

Got the bluetooth GPS to work with my HTC Wizard +Google Maps after trying to get the serial port added. Software for MACOSX is way too old.

installing gpsdrive via fink.

installing gpsdrive via fink

Sweet! I found my wireless battery powered #bluetooth #GPS. Thought I had lost it. :).

Senior Living Facility Pool Rules http://tr.im/lWac (via @boingboing).

Senior Living Facility Pool Rules http://tr.im/lWac (via @boingboing)

Sad thing is they "watch" all 20 hours. Imagine that. RT RT @youtube: 20 hours of video uploaded every minute! http://ping.fm/hU3At.

Sad thing is they "watch" all 20 hours. Imagine that. RT RT @youtube: 20 hours of video uploaded every minute! http://ping.fm/hU3At

neck is crunchy. :.

neck is crunchy. :

#DailyShow Jon Stewart and #ColbertReport Stephen Colbert #FAIL at "Play him off, Keyboard Cat" #meme http://tr.im/lOE7.

#DailyShow Jon Stewart and #ColbertReport Stephen Colbert #FAIL at "Play him off, Keyboard Cat" #meme http://tr.im/lOE7

Showtime's Weeds presents 2min #History of Weed. #420 http://tr.im/lOtp.

Yeap, @CZ you gotta find the right people to talk to, so as to start those expansion plans. ;).

Yeap, @CZ you gotta find the right people to talk to, so as to start those expansion plans. ;)

Hey, @CZ Even if my Television is delivered over cable, IP or telco networks, I'll still affectionately call him/her "the cable guy".

Hey, @CZ Even if my Television is delivered over cable, IP or telco networks, I'll still affectionately call him/her "the cable guy".

Just an FYI @CoxTech1 couldn't change tmp password, or pay my bill yesterday till almost 5pm because of these issues with the support site.

slept like crap, what's new? woke up 3x, ate Alieve and tried to get back to sleep. Neck, upper back, head not happy. still not.

slept like crap, what's new? woke up 3x, ate Alieve and tried to get back to sleep. Neck, upper back, head not happy. still not.

*HEADACHE*.

*HEADACHE*

How many tweets begin and end with "Dear, ...", "kthxbai" respectively. Millions? Hundreds of thousands?

How many tweets begin and end with "Dear, ...", "kthxbai" respectively. Millions? Hundreds of thousands?

*elch8.

*elch8

*headache*

Apple stress testing #iPhone 3.0 "background push requests." Sounds like a pull to me. "Hey give me that" http://tr.im/lHh0.

Apple stress testing #iPhone 3.0 "background push requests." Sounds like a pull to me. "Hey give me that" http://tr.im/lHh0

Clicking "Login Settings" on the services.cox.net should not provide you with more FAIL. http://ping.fm/OE3QY

But, at least I can loudly tweet about my Cox Customer Service Support and bill pay experience online using Cox High Speed Internet at home.

But, at least I can loudly tweet about my Cox Customer Service Support and bill pay experience online using Cox High Speed Internet at home.

WTF now I can't pay my Cox bill online either. More Errors. I'm not going to call you again, waste another 20 minutes, yeesh. #cox @coxtech1

Off phone now. Cox 'password tech' Jamie was nice. Now they have mandatory cox.net usernames bah, got one, and I can't change temp password.

Off phone now. Cox 'password tech' Jamie was nice. Now they have mandatory cox.net usernames bah, got one, and I can't change temp password.

7 minutes now waiting on hold, just because Cox.com decides to use a non-standard 'security question' I do not remember the answer to. WTF.

7 minutes now waiting on hold, just because Cox.com decides to use a non-standard 'security question' I do not remember the answer to. WTF

stupid cox.com non-standard 'secret question' i have no idea what your answer is.

stupid cox.com non-standard 'secret question' i have no idea what your answer is.

Watching New Yankee Workshop at almost 4:30am will most times show you how to ZzzZzzzZzzz.

Watching New Yankee Workshop at almost 4:30am will most times show you how to ZzzZzzzZzzz.

3-Step #HowTo #Eat #Raisins in a container and they're all stuck together somewhat. u need to dig, then rake, and scoop. Eating's not a step.

i just found the ultimate fun, involving "elevator gag", youtube video, watchitoo.com and webcam. #SFW.

i just found the ultimate fun, involving "elevator gag", youtube video, watchitoo.com and webcam. #SFW

Without fans what would an art be?

Without fans what would an art be?

come watch stuff online with people and webcam too, live +it's beta. http://tr.im/lCUv.

come watch stuff online with people and webcam too, live +it's beta. http://tr.im/lCUv

Hmm @Wolfram_Alpha already knows about the 5.0 #Earthquake. click results, last 24hours. #fast http://tr.im/lCQl.

Hmm @Wolfram_Alpha already knows about the 5.0 #Earthquake. click results, last 24hours. #fast http://tr.im/lCQl

ah now, twitter search is working. hehe.

ah now, twitter search is working. hehe

http://ping.fm/gHGfl is so not working right now.

http://ping.fm/gHGfl is so not working right now.

woo, that one got me up. :)

quake

quae

CONGRATULATIONS on the engagement @JoelTanner!!! Enjoy the day. Was it a long courtship?

CONGRATULATIONS on the engagement @JoelTanner!!! Enjoy the day. Was it a long courtship?

still super full from #nom couple hours ago. took dog with me to drop off my Dad off at the airport. now back home, bored. #Sunday.

still super full from #nom couple hours ago. took dog with me to drop off my Dad off at the airport. now back home, bored. #Sunday

Where The Flute Meets The Beat Box http://tr.im/lyhr via @NPR

lol @imaje #5fwyDIEinAfire

Yep @brownout75 it was a cliffhanger, but I didn't really think they'd blow the bomb and show anything after it. Darn summer break.

watching Lost with my dad. it's the what's already happened so far episode, he's never seen the show before.

Burger King has more FAT in their burgers @Wolfram_Alpha says so. 8oz burgers BK http://tr.im/lv6W McD http://tr.im/lv72

#TimeToEarth #LightInFiber=58.7ms @Wolfram_Alpha http://tr.im/lv51

31337 is a Prime Number. @Wolfram_Alpha http://tr.im/lv2q

Crazy Math Query done on @Wolfram_Alpha solved to 31337. #ph34r http://tr.im/lv2q

The @wolfram_alpha load balancers aren't in sync, 50% I get the launching may 2009, other time I get the query page and samples to try.

w00t about to try my first @Wolfram_Alpha query.

Dear @Wolfram|Alpha please @px when your service is live, I'm tired of watching the "Live" webcast, videos+bad audio. Nice Wire mgmt in colo

going to lunch with my dad.

yep, @bindureddy I know why they do it, and the reason is get more money for product, end user pays same. and this hurts ebay.

Don't get me wrong, glad he's here. I mean this in the nicest way. His TV watching habits blow. Damn you Rupert Murdoch!!! *shakes fist*

ugh, my dad is visiting. u give him the remote it goes to FOX news. right now it's "Glenn Beck likes to get old people's heart rate up hour"

Good Idea: Vancouver, in Canada eh, to back open source, open standards FTW! http://tr.im/ltlm

RT "The word heroin, allegedly referring to heroic feelings stimulated by the drug, was originally a Bayer trademark."

Everyone Go get married! RT AWESOME NEWS!! CALIFORNIA SUPREME COURT OVERTURNS GAY MARRIAGE BAN!!!! http://bit.ly/jo6jj [sorry caps]

RT VMware's Maritz @ #TieCon: Google is like a bank where users store intent, &should pay users interest i.e, share of ad revenue

Adium to #fixreplies in Client :) RT Probably adding an option to not send in_reply_to_status_id because of this stupid problem they created

oh noes. its busted. :(.

oh noes. its busted. :(

picked up dad, went around the loop bunches of times. came home, made dinner. now watching @SpringerTV.

picked up dad, went around the loop bunches of times. came home, made dinner. now watching @SpringerTV

A 6 year old Japanese Crazy Train on Ellen Show, I skipped the intro for your Sanity's Sake. http://tr.im/loCt.

A 6 year old Japanese Crazy Train on Ellen Show, I skipped the intro for your Sanity's Sake. http://tr.im/loCt

#crap

rarw

New Product idea.#Nintendo #DSi Colonoscopy Edition. Now with 3 cameras and rectal scope! Paging Dr.Mario! :o #potty #bathroom #shitter

While at #SCIF office, Arduino's secretary seemed to indicate, I only needed to send them 1 copy to 1 address in Pinedale it get's digitized

How about playing Nintendo DS _only_ while going potty? This girl and her guy does. *shakes head* http://tr.im/lnKW

want to go potty, but body says not gonna happen atm.

what sucks about waking up totally early? my morning constitutional doesn't work out, which makes my stomach unhappy into late afternoon. :(

"You've only paid for that 6 times? You owe us 7x more. heh." kids, marketing, commercials, annoyances. $$ "Paying for it" http://tr.im/lnBB

"Google holds a monopoly on the world’s information." http://tr.im/lnAY

#scif is a bunch of idiots. Took 20min to get them to sign/stamp something proving their reciept of the certified letter, +give new address.

done with testing. still full from indian food. Pretty tired, going home after I drop returned certfied mail for #scif laywer across street.

Still at doc office. Did testing all AM, doc is busy, told me to go get lunch come back around 12:45pm. Indian food is calling my name.

gotta get a few winks in, tomorrow going to be long.

bah its too late, can't sleep.

First Amendment permits website operators to decide for themselves what kind of speech they want to permit on their sites. http://tr.im/ljg6.

First Amendment permits website operators to decide for themselves what kind of speech they want to permit on their sites. http://tr.im/ljg6

RT Quick form to email President Obama telling him you support transparency and accountability: http://bit.ly/Ogsyb.

RT Quick form to email President Obama telling him you support transparency and accountability: http://bit.ly/Ogsyb

went did errands, had sandwich at lee's, went grocery shopping, now home. bored. tired.

Doing the dishes with a new automatic dishwasher should never be manual. They just need to start adding Vinegar dispensers. #HotWater

#714 Cops, 2009 re-release. Enjoy http://ping.fm/Vr6ze

Adding all my RSS/Atom Feeds to Kindle Publishing for Blogs. They give you ~30% of the take. Not bad for doing nothing right? Maybe make a $

#FCC "Carriers now have one day instead of four to switch phone numbers when requested by a customer’s new carrier." http://tr.im/lgNG

Using Twhirl+ping.fm sucks when Twitter is down because it still hit's Ping.fm even though Twitter failed. yeesh. Let me ping one place.

Using Twhirl+ping.fm sucks when Twitter is down because it still hit's Ping.fm even though Twitter failed. yeesh. Let me ping one place.

#FCC "Carriers now have one day instead of four to switch phone numbers when requested by a customer’s new carrier." http://tr.im/lgNG

#FCC "Carriers now have one day instead of four to switch phone numbers when requested by a customer’s new carrier." http://tr.im/lgNG

AT&T "Boo hoo, our network isn't robust enough because we're idiots" http://tr.im/ld26 #iPhone #idiots #slingplayer.

AT&T "Boo hoo, our network isn't robust enough because we're idiots" http://tr.im/ld26 #iPhone #idiots #slingplayer

The Internet down here in #OrangeCounty just had a net-split or something.

The Internet down here in #OrangeCounty just had a net-split or something.

!$ is the "end" of the previous command. Edit last file with; # nano !$

Permission Denied?; sudo !!

Permission Denied?; sudo !!

i swear the connection of Flickr->FriendFeed->Twitter is friggin fast. Upload to Tweet is maybe <3min at times. Hard to write titles.

Cheerios Saves http://tr.im/lc34 #marketing #tagline #drugs #FDA

What a... "Monster Ex-Chief Is Found Guilty" http://tr.im/lbSw via #TimesWire

#music #video #Mashup made trippy+er yooouuutuuube.com http://tr.im/lbKP

#TwitterPornNames #SCAM http://tr.im/lbcT

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RT @spam Suggestion: don't post info like street name/mother's maiden name/whatever on Twitter even if it's for #twitterpornnames. Risky!

RT @spam Suggestion: don't post info like street name/mother's maiden name/whatever on Twitter even if it's for #twitterpornnames. Risky!

#Wired article shows that #Craigslist has a http://tr.im/FreeCouch For you, it's Blue too.

#Wired article shows that #Craigslist has a http://tr.im/FreeCouch For you, it's Blue too.

"Milking it for all it's worth" FTTH ok PLZ RT CHART OF THE DAY: The Slow, Painful Death Of Landline Telephones ($T, $VZ) http://tr.im/l4I6

Yes she Sexts. :) RT One of the most hilarious ads for a Pre-Owned BMW I've ever seen: http://is.gd/yWiT

Just opened mouth all the way, the crunching jaw bone sounds quite loud and my jaw just about fell off. ouch. #TMJ

Sometimes all it takes is a quick browse around the Internet to see how NOT crazy I am. *Points finger at real Loons always typing in CAPS.*

ooof, the very last drink of the detox shock juice drink is spicy from all the ginger.

Blue corn pancakes sounded so good but decided on a scramble and a juice.

At Mothers market and kitchen getting din. can't decide on #nom

eating a personal watermelon.

blah

watching @SpringerTV(little person dominatrix!), doing some laundry, hanging out with the dog.

Of course using OpenDNS is going to break another services GSLB. Their ANYCAST setup isn't always quicker than ISP either. http://tr.im/kU3H

Why does traffic get worse before it gets better? They can't expand infrastructure without removing lanes to handle traffic within boundries

Although I'd think it would be cool if FriendFeed started to trend on twitter search. http://tr.im/kSGv

My Synopsis of why the current state of the Internet sucks. It's to dependent on something else's stability. Fucking leeches. Back to basics

#ATT #prepaid needs to expire SMS/TEXT message plan credits as they do prepaid money paid into account. 200 msg plan purchased no idea usage

hmm @FriendFeed down?

could use neck massage

Hulu has Commercial-Free primetime, not good enough. I want 100% ad-free primetime.

Google Status Page, http://www.google.com/appsstatus I like how the RSS feed icon link does 'Javascript:alert("Coming Soon");' Why bother??

Google Status Page, http://www.google.com/appsstatus I like how the RSS feed icon link does 'Javascript:alert("Coming Soon");' Why bother??

Does Your Online Service, have a TOS? "Court Rejects Online Terms Of Service That Reserve The Right To Change At Any Time" http://tr.im/kSeE

bah 9 minutes and Twitter will be down for at least an hour 2-3pm and Monday, noon-1pm. http://ping.fm/OezZ6

*headache*

cleaning old L/R #eyebrow #piercings. could use Bactine. one still works on top/bottom but does not intersect. old gauge doesn't fit at all.

#MPAA "Yo Dawg, so I heard you like 2 legal telesync DVD's while your watching tv while syncing what your watching on tv" http://tr.im/kN2l

Sun #Blackbox #Shipping #Container Computer Systems, #shock absorber. http://tr.im/kN1m

maid just finished at 5pm. wonder if I'll get charged for those other 3 hours of a "6 hour job" hmm. got here at 2pm.

man, i'm really hating AIR-ware locking up right now. *looks at twhirl* why are we really going this way? :( :(

back is feeling extra crunchy today. glad im not breaking it cleaning up #roommate mess.

oi, maid service here. it's looking like a 6 hour job now the person on the phone who speaks better English says. :)

ugh, it's warm out. need to get shorts soon.

Watching "Wall Street" http://ping.fm/SFBRw

*thinking about gigabit networking at home*.

*thinking about gigabit networking at home*

Amazon's new Kindle DX comes with math co-processor I can only guess. DX2 will have SVGA color. Kindle 360 will have bluetooth mind control.

Would people feel as helpless, if they used smaller hosted providers, made shopping carts using free open source software? http://tr.im/kCkh.

Would people feel as helpless, if they used smaller hosted providers, made shopping carts using free open source software? http://tr.im/kCkh

fucking hate arachnids/spiders when on me. used to hate them _._ but now I accept the less evil ones mostly on walls/corners/out of view.

fucking hate arachnids/spiders when on me. used to hate them _._ but now I accept the less evil ones mostly on walls/corners/out of view.

just walked the dog, came back inside, got glass of juice sat down ATK, and a spider drops into vision on hoodie.*FREAKOUT*quickchange*wash*

huzzah, #TimeMachine is #happy once again after many "hdiutil attach -readonly -nomount sparsebundle" "fsck_hfs -rydf /dev/rdisk1s2" and b4.

huzzah, #TimeMachine is #happy once again after many "hdiutil attach -readonly -nomount sparsebundle" "fsck_hfs -rydf /dev/rdisk1s2" and b4.

#AdWords For the 17 Click-Thru gotten, 14 from Content Network, 97k impressions, cost me $8.80. Only ~3k keyword impressions, 2CT ~$0.60. :

Maybe I should add keyword "GoDaddy" to my Shop.Domains.NS1.net Google AdWords campaign again. http://tr.im/kBxt.

Maybe I should add keyword "GoDaddy" to my Shop.Domains.NS1.net Google AdWords campaign again. http://tr.im/kBxt

Finally removed #TimeMachine "inProgress" & other misc from .Trashes, "Get Info & set read/write perms", chmod FAIL. #Fixing #Progress?

Finally removed #TimeMachine "inProgress" & other misc from .Trashes, "Get Info & set read/write perms", chmod FAIL. #Fixing #Progress?

nice the Cthulhu ski-mask made it BoingBoing http://tr.im/kBhW.

nice the Cthulhu ski-mask made it BoingBoing http://tr.im/kBhW

For Re-Tweets syntax, how about we just drop the "RT @username MSG" and make it "RT MSG" and let search.twitter.com find you the originator.

For Re-Tweets syntax, how about we just drop the "RT @username MSG" and make it "RT MSG" and let search.twitter.com find you the originator.

Enjoy the vocal dub beats. "Beatbox Dub FX 10/10/2008 pt.2" http://tr.im/kABz (via @DarkDiscord )

Larger issue, of course is #WCAB judge chosen could be corrupt too, or worked heavily /w #insurance industry as a Rater only to become jaded.

Larger issue, of course is #WCAB judge chosen could be corrupt too, or worked heavily /w #insurance industry as a Rater only to become jaded

Hiring a lawyer to fight their lawyers is silly. #ProPer means that you represent yourself it's #WCAB Judge's job to make sure all is kosher.

Hiring a lawyer to fight their lawyers is silly. #ProPer means that you represent yourself it's #WCAB Judge's job to make sure all is kosher

#ProPer is the _ONLY_ way to reform the Worker's Compensation Nightmare by forcing insurance into Submission. #SCIF #WorkersCompensation

lol

zOMG I can't believe that new director decided to put their own touch on that movie made from books made from comics that was perfect before.

zOMG I can't believe that new director decided to put their own touch on that movie made from books made from comics that was perfect before

Possible Headline from Future "Decriminalization may work because idiotic criminals make decriminalized drug use criminal by their actions."

Possible Headline from Future "Decriminalization may work because idiotic criminals make decriminalized drug use criminal by their actions."

I wish monit supported restart along with start and stop directives. Failed Apache process would be working now http://tr.im/kAhK #Grr #kick.

I wish monit supported restart along with start and stop directives. Failed Apache process would be working now http://tr.im/kAhK #Grr #kick

hmm wtf, 19 days of uptime on my VPS and then the mysql and monit daemon crapped out today.

hmm wtf, 19 days of uptime on my VPS and then the mysql and monit daemon crapped out today.

#TimeMachine still trying to get some love here. Turned off "Put hard disk(s) to sleep" been "preparing" over an hr. Brief mbit traffic pass

Cinco De Mayo and a Tuesday. hmm.

Cinco De Mayo and a Tuesday. hmm.

#rinsed and #repeated previous #TimeMachine post, and now shows "Backing Up:..." with number > 0MB. More later.

#rinsed and #repeated previous #TimeMachine post, and now shows "Backing Up:..." with number > 0MB. More later.

*sigh* maybe it didn't fix #TimeMachine. Now stuck "Preparing Backup" : *STAB*.

*sigh* maybe it didn't fix #TimeMachine. Now stuck "Preparing Backup" : *STAB*

*phew* This #Ubuntu post, http://tr.im/kv86 +verifying sparsebundle +deleting "*inprogress*" files fixed #Mac #OSX #TimeMachine, happy again.

*phew* This #Ubuntu post, http://tr.im/kv86 +verifying sparsebundle +deleting "*inprogress*" files fixed #Mac #OSX #TimeMachine, happy again

aHA! I just figured out that you can drag and drop the menubar items via "Command+drag" in #OSX after adding too many up there. #mac #newbie.

aHA! I just figured out that you can drag and drop the menubar items via "Command+drag" in #OSX after adding too many up there. #mac #newbie

"15 year people" Interesting phrase I heard on NPR Pop Culture podcast. http://tr.im/kuQC Makes sense. #Change.

"15 year people" Interesting phrase I heard on NPR Pop Culture podcast. http://tr.im/kuQC Makes sense. #Change

wish i could upgrade to gigabit networking right now. at 100mbit verifying this 180GB sparsebundle sucks. #macOSX.

wish i could upgrade to gigabit networking right now. at 100mbit verifying this 180GB sparsebundle sucks. #macOSX

#nom frosted mini-wheats.

#nom frosted mini-wheats

Sweet #1take no dub video. RT @stefanoscalia: So dope - so, so dope. http://ping.fm/AzIBy.

Sweet #1take no dub video. RT @stefanoscalia: So dope - so, so dope. http://ping.fm/AzIBy

#Toyota, please send me a new 3rd gen #Prius to replace my 2002 #Honda #CRV. I will overlook the environmentally *evil* #battery process.

#Toyota, please send me a new 3rd gen #Prius to replace my 2002 #Honda #CRV. I will overlook the environmentally *evil* #battery process.

argh my #TimeMachine backups are failing now for no valid reason. :( last one was ~3am.

argh my #TimeMachine backups are failing now for no valid reason. :( last one was ~3am.

#Money #Greed #Naughty #Drug #Companies "Merck And Elsevier Exposed For Creating Fake Peer Review Journal" http://tr.im/ku2n.

#Money #Greed #Naughty #Drug #Companies "Merck And Elsevier Exposed For Creating Fake Peer Review Journal" http://tr.im/ku2n

Got stuff mailed today. Spent $42. 1 Bday package #nephew $16, and 3x $9 certified return #USPS FirstClass (and no drinks) for #WCAB filing.

Got stuff mailed today. Spent $42. 1 Bday package #nephew $16, and 3x $9 certified return #USPS FirstClass (and no drinks) for #WCAB filing.

I think it's interesting how by putting an @ on the front of something in a tweet makes it a personalized verb.

I think it's interesting how by putting an @ on the front of something in a tweet makes it a personalized verb.

Soon they'll have SMS #FB Interface Gateway to lame Apps API! #Twitter Envy, #Facebook SMS http://tr.im/ktBg.

Soon they'll have SMS #FB Interface Gateway to lame Apps API! #Twitter Envy, #Facebook SMS http://tr.im/ktBg

#MC #drumANDbass #church #dance RT @ErikWargo: I love videos like these: http://ping.fm/9JjAQ (me too LOL).

#MC #drumANDbass #church #dance RT @ErikWargo: I love videos like these: http://ping.fm/9JjAQ (me too LOL)

maid service scheduled for Thursday to clean up Anthony Lee Williams, #roommate, #pigsty that he left, and #rotting food.

maid service scheduled for Thursday to clean up Anthony Lee Williams, #roommate, #pigsty that he left, and #rotting food.

oi 5 voicemails.

oi 5 voicemails.

*shaved* beard off today.

*shaved* beard off today

*heartburn*.

*heartburn*

Makes me wish I had better soldering skills and a fume catcher. "Where the Party At?" #8bit #sampler. #kit #Make #WTPA http://tr.im/WTPA.

Makes me wish I had better soldering skills and a fume catcher. "Where the Party At?" #8bit #sampler. #kit #Make #WTPA http://tr.im/koWy

"We are all just nuclear waste."

"We are all just nuclear waste"

w00t I gotz me a mini-tripod.

there are more atoms in a single glass of water, then there are glasses of water in all the oceans of the world.

there are more atoms in a single glass of water, then there are glasses of water in all the oceans of the world.

Dear #Kids, scaring your #pregnant #mom will make her into a one-time use #super-soaker #water #gun. http://tr.im/kkUp.

Dear #Kids, scaring your #pregnant #mom will make her into a one-time use #super-soaker #water #gun. http://tr.im/kkUp

back no happy.

back no happy

It's so true because they're both hideous to look at once customize by the users. Why Myspace = Geocities 2.0 http://tr.im/kkoa.

It's so true because they're both hideous to look at once customize by the users. Why Myspace = Geocities 2.0 http://tr.im/kkoa

#nom #blackberries.

#nom #blackberries

How To Fly Like Superman http://tr.im/kkaI.

How To Fly Like Superman http://tr.im/kkaI

back to fired briefly; Now CEO of $MTCI, Thomas Hemingway IDIOT, is threatening FBI action against myself and fellow ex-employees. WTF

A tracking system almost perfected by crawling engineers. SOAPLA RT @docwho76: http://ping.fm/ShCOW - 05022009440

neck still blah

neck no happy *sigh* brain hurts #headache.

neck no happy *sigh* brain hurts #headache

Damnit, I hate how @FriendFeed snarfs up the Flickr posts before I can title them after uploading!!!

#CaptionContest; #haHA :) "@BarackObama *face palm*, 100 days of not pleasing @FOXnews and those of @opposition." http://tr.im/kgrI.

#CaptionContest; #haHA :) "@BarackObama *face palm*, 100 days of not pleasing @FOXnews and those of @opposition." http://tr.im/kgrI

One for One Helping Others, SoCal - "Shoes with Soul" http://tr.im/TOMSshoes via @TiVo @PBS

haha! 77 tabs open in FireFox. Browser is backed-up. and only 40-45% CPU usage.

OK I'm hungry

Dear #Sears Marketing, I hate Sales #Advertising, "Lowest Prices of the Season." It deeply implies you are bending us over rest of the time.

#GROSS #roommate left a mess, Trident gum wrappers, Trash and used nasty q-tips with brown earwax and blood all over his room, and bathroom.

ATTN: All Friends with a Camera in Orange County, CA; Go Outside, World's Largest Zeppelin flying by today. http://tr.im/kcvD

#hashtags should be magical and work _without_ spaces in between. #SaveCharacters

How To:#Forward#USPS#mail, RED ink "RTS-MLNA-UTF" RTS= return to sender MLNA= moved left no address UTF= unable to forward http://tr.im/kcjb

HowTo #Forward #USPS #Mail, REDink "RTS-MLNA-UTF" RTS= return to sender MLNA= moved left no address UTF= unable to forward http://tr.im/kcjb

Making Sophisticated Wild Ass Guesses or #SWAG may get prettier /w Wolfram Alpha graphs, watch YT demo http://tr.im/kbtb via TC

RT @atul: All Physicians Are Not Created Equal: How to Fix Medicine's Two-Party System | Hello Health | Fast Company http://tr.im/kbb3.